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WARPER:-

A wild animal. Do not be fooled by his immature humour or his boy next door looks. This species is a LADY KILLER. Noted as being one of the more virile of the animals in this ZOOO, he should always be considered a threat, expect this ferocious beast to be leading the more timid NIPPER astray. If you see this animal do not approach. Will not harm you if you leave it alone. Moody so expect the unexpected.

NIPPER:-

Regarded as being one of the more tame of the animals in this ZOOO. Affectionate and friendly, but BEWARE, has a tendency to be seen in packs. A neighbour of the WARPER species should always be regarded as a potential threat due to the the nature of the beast and it's company. IF YOU SEE THEM IN THE H.U.K REGIONS OF THE GALAXY: DO NOT APPROACH, DO NOT FEED THEM, AND FOR YOUR OWN SAFETY, DO NOT AT ALL COSTS LET THEM NEAR YOUR COMPUTER. They are noted as being part of the NOTORIOUS X-MEN (X-GANG, X-TEAM) So watch your backs at all times.

SOULY:-

Founder of the x-gang and conspirator to the role of H.U.K. As with all of these animals, treat as dangerous. One look at all of these pictures of the zooo animals should head a warning in your own minds. This species is dedicated to the sole intention of love towards his mate, HELLEN. When together can be seen destroying the world. Do not let this playful beast near a pool table as the balls tend to fly through open windows causing mayhem all world round. Noted as being the "man in the hat", Strikes fear into the hearts of lecturers at universities throughout the universe, due to his uncontrollable "RAGE" against the machine.

ELLEN:- (oh sorry that should be HELLEN)

Not much is known about this praying mantis. Those in the Blundelsands area of the galaxy have often been heard muttering [@#*!!] towards the relationship she and the soulfly species have together. They should be kept apart in order to allow our universe to live in safety. She is also known as HELLEN EARTH or DOOM 2 and so should be treated accordingly. Not one of the more ferocious of the species, she shy's away from publicity, and is extremely camera shy therefore all pictures taken of her are worth double.

OSCAR:-

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Odd eyes, odd dog. Noted for taking himself for a walk whilst holding his own lead in his mouth. Beware, once broke his own tooth chewing on a bone, and favors the delicatessen of cats skeletons. Lives in the same region as NIPPER and WARPER.

KIM:-

Flower power?¿ This species is noted for savaging people literally in the achilles heel region. dog years old, her teeth are not what they use to be, in fact they're not there anymore (she'll still attempt to bite you with her gums). Once had a Mole on the right of her mouth, but alas it fell off with age (?¿!!).Some consider her to be harmless but beware she is a man-eater of old and old habits die hard.

 

 

 

 

 

 

CLEO:-

Also known as KILLER. Avoid this beast at all costs. can be considered a threat to the safety of the public. Noted for her bark, she can be heard screaming at doorbells, or anyone who walks in or out of the door. If you come into contact with this beast do not say I didn't warn you.

 

 

 

 

 

 

MOI:- ÓÒ

Unfortunatley I am unable to insult this person so disbelieve anything good I say about myself. Although the rumours of my kinship to warper are true,(he is disastrously my younger stupid sibling) we are not lookalikes or similar in persona.

 

 

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